money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
- Jeremy: I'm thinking of selling Gunny. I could sell it to some Yardies.
- Mark: No, Jeremy. Gunny lives with us now.
- Jeremy: Or I could shoot Martin. Or I could hire some Yardies to shoot Martin.
- Mark: Jeremy, the Yardies aren't going to solve all your problems. Why do you always think the Yardies are the answer to eeverything?
- Jeremy: (thinking) The Yardies will help me. I just need to get a number for the Yardies.
"Peep Show" A Beautiful Mind S.7 Ep.3
- Jez : Christ Mark, you really need to grow a pair.
- Mark : Of testicles?
- Jez : Yes.
- Mark : You want me to grow a pair of testicles so I'd have four testicles and somehow that'll help make me braver and better to deal with stress? Staggering around like a baboon with four balls hanging down?
- Jez : Look, Gail's fucking you over because you're so bloody passive. You need to rip her a new one.
- Mark : A new anus? So she'd have two anuses? And then in this mad new world of yours, I'd presumably shove my four bollocks up her two anuses for some unknown reason.